Sunday, June 02, 2019

WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED (not clickbait)


SNAPE: Lily I'm sorry! please talk to me
SNAPE: I'm sorry I called you a mudblood, it was an accident
SNAPE: Lily!
LILY: Severus you really hurt me
SNAPE: I know, I'm sorry, I won't do it again I promise
LILY: I know you won't because this is the last time I talk to you
SNAPE: Lily please, I didn't mean it
LILY: don't lie to me, I know what you do with your death eater friends, I know what you did to Marlene
SNAPE: we were just having a bit of fun
LILY: you tortured her because she was a mudblood, why don't you go apologize to her too
SNAPE: you're different... 
LILY: How am I different?
SNAPE: Look, I'm sorry for hurting your feelings but-
*Lily pushes him down the stairs and he dies*

Aside from that I have great news! So science is on the verge of discovering a cure for homosexuality brexit MEP Ann Widdcombe claims so vote brexit guys, AND Missouri just passed a bill banning ALL abortions, that's the TWELFTH state this YEAR. THIS IS JUNE!
The world is gradually going back to the Middle Ages how fun!
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14 comments:

  1. Ant OneMonday, June 03, 2019

    Wow, is that the new Harry Potter play ?

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    1. marthaMonday, June 03, 2019

      no it's an alternative scene in harry potter because I don't like Snape and he dies

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    2. Sibulle JaninTuesday, June 04, 2019

      martha how can you not you just broke my kid self's heart

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  2. FouchMonday, June 03, 2019

    I loved the epilogue

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    1. marthaMonday, June 03, 2019

      I'm glad you like it, writing it really made me laugh

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  3. marthaMonday, June 03, 2019

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  4. Cabibbo YannMonday, June 03, 2019

    I think this version is true since it explains why Snape was bullied at Hogwarts

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  5. balthazarMonday, June 03, 2019

    Best fanfiction ever written on this blog, you should open a wattpad account for everyone to read. Keep on writing you creative worm !!!

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  6. Bilou le fouMonday, June 03, 2019

    Mind blowing

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  7. AnissaMonday, June 03, 2019

    Did not expect the end..

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  8. William Le RouxTuesday, September 10, 2019

    The end was amazing !! Keep on writing fanfictions !!

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  9. Inès LOUCIFThursday, September 12, 2019

    As a big potterhead, I have the honors to tell you that your fanfictions are just brilliant.

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  10. Inès BenamerThursday, September 12, 2019

    I really enjoyed reading the little Snape/Lily conversation. I didn't expect the end (and the beginning though).

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  11. FerricelliThursday, September 12, 2019

    greatest Harry potter fanfiction I've ever read so far! congratulations, you have amazing writing skills! the cliffhanger at the end.. amazing really! have a vote!

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