Hello
Charlie,
As a
lot of people know since the 2017 Christmas party, I am fond of
horses, that is why I wanted to do a top 15 of the best horses in the
world, according to Chuck Norris, Logan Paul, the guy at the back of
the first scene of X-files season 2 episode 6, Margaret Thatcher and
I.
Here is
our number 15, his name is Larry, he is a part time life guard and
here we can see him on duty.
Gerald
Swim has been Michael Phelps’ horse for more than a decade, look at
his beauty in the water.
Our
number 13 is Dimitri Payet’s favourite horse, they often have
drinks together at an Irish pub near the football stadium.
Number
12 is a very cute pony, because we all need cuteness in our lives.
Number
11 has been Austria prime minister for almost three centuries.
Here is
a fun fact, I am sure you all know what raclette is, the French dish
we eat in winter, did you know that it was invented by Pierre Jean
Raclette, the 10th member of this ranking.
The 9th
place is not about a horse but the quality of the photo album. I mean
look at that.
Maria
Raclette was Pierre Jean Raclette’s wife, they met eating a meat
meal in Poland, shout-out to my main man Yann.
And
here comes her twin brother, also polish, Robert Lewandowski’s
close friend, the great Leonard Piszcek.
Number
6 is also one of their family members, their great uncle from
Corsica, shout-out to Ant one, his name is Doumé Guérini.
The
fifth member of this list is Jonathan Steroids, the first
bodybuilding horse, look at how buff he is.
Richard
Tophead is a magnificent horse, the problem is we only have pictures
of the top of his head.
Top 3
now. Our number 3 is actually not a horse, but there was still a
unanimous decision to put this very cute goat in the third place.
In the
second place, we have one of the most famous horses of the internet,
Reuben the laughing horse.
Here is
finally the most insane, gorgeous, amazing, stunning horse of the
universe, John Cen’horse.
Alright
Charlie, you are very brave if you read this and lasted throughout
the whole article, thank you for your attention,
Bilou
