WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED (not clickbait)

SNAPE: Lily I'm sorry! please talk to me
SNAPE: I'm sorry I called you a mudblood, it was an accident
SNAPE: Lily!
LILY: Severus you really hurt me
SNAPE: I know, I'm sorry, I won't do it again I promise
LILY: I know you won't because this is the last time I talk to you
SNAPE: Lily please, I didn't mean it
LILY: don't lie to me, I know what you do with your death eater friends, I know what you did to Marlene
SNAPE: we were just having a bit of fun
LILY: you tortured her because she was a mudblood, why don't you go apologize to her too
SNAPE: you're different... 
LILY: How am I different?
SNAPE: Look, I'm sorry for hurting your feelings but-
*Lily pushes him down the stairs and he dies*

Aside from that I have great news! So science is on the verge of discovering a cure for homosexuality brexit MEP Ann Widdcombe claims so vote brexit guys, AND Missouri just passed a bill banning ALL abortions, that's the TWELFTH state this YEAR. THIS IS JUNE!
The world is gradually going back to the Middle Ages how fun!