This is an article for you my friends. If you are lacking money, you just shouldn't have spent it in the first place.
Now thats your problem.
HOWEVER, you can avoid this by following very precisely my indications.
We will explore this questions under three aspects to be sure that you will never be poor again. Food, clothes and others, how can you make money and how to improve your senses .
1. When you are hungry look at all the prices and get the cheapest, who cares if its not good, its food.
2. Cheapest nourishing lunch is a 79 cent baguette
3. Don't go to that overpriced bakery it's not worth your money.
4.Get yourself some homemade lunch's its your parents money not yours!!!!
5. Go to thrift shops especially kenza friperie
6. Buy on Vinted
7.Use existing clothes
8. Steal from your family and your siblings if you have some
9. Clothes is not the priority food is
Now to the important part
How do you gain money:
Some tips that everyone know:
Selling on vinted
Even better win money by walking
With we-ward you can win 3cents if you walk 20km how fantastic is that
I have been walking since June and i have gotten a total of 5 euro 91cent
I am becoming rich guys
Before we continue I must tell you that stealing is not good
You know these machines.
Well each time you go past one check if there is some money because some not very bright people forget theirs.
You can also check under the machines in the casino, last time I got 5 euros just for checking under 2 of them but SHHHH don't tell people or their wont be any money left
Something that I have developed is looking if its rare coins. This actually stops you from spending them. I think that I have a collection that is almost 40 euros AND that's 40 euros not spent and still i my pocket
Improve your senses:
Improving your senses is an important aspect in the life of a rat.
View:
Look at money constantly so that in the street you can spot coins from a very far distance
And yes i am sure someone lost their coin here
I would recommend training your eye, first 10cm away then 20 cm and until 10m and you will be good
Another very good exercise is to put glass or plastic between you and the coin so you can actually see through those small holes in the vending machines. This is actually interesting because you don't appear as a rat to your friends because you only check when you are sure
Audition
You need to be able to hear when money falls.
Train yourself by dropping money on all kind of surface so that you can always recognize
And for those of you who are particulary keen and have a very audition train with 1cents 5 cents 10,20,50 cents 1 euro and 2 euros, so you can actually know what you are picking up and if its worth it.
Smell
Yes it is important so you can smell if you're friends have money so that you can count on their generosity to buy you something
Taste
Come on you're a rat but this is too far.
All those tips and tricks are for you but don't forget to not cross the border and when someone makes money fall or they forget some in machines be nice and give it to them, and if it has been a particular lucky day give it to someone who really is in need.
Take care of yourself and others
Thank me
And don't look at the hashtags
Thanks for this article full of brilliant advice (sorry I looked at the hashtags)
ReplyDeleteHello Anna ! Thank you for all of your advice, I will follow each of them carefully and become the richest woman in the world. I will train my hearing, my smell and my sight and become the best person who will always know where is the money and who has it. And I didn't even know the vending machine trick, I will always look inside them for forgotten money.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much ! I am going to become extremely rich and then I'm going to buy the school and put legos on the floor everywhere so that no one can go to class and we'll have to stay at home for days until they manage to clean it all up. And then I'm going to BUY THE GOVERNMENT and...Not sure what I'll do with the government yet but just wait and you'll see. Ask me to do things as the president before I become too busy with government stuff !
ReplyDeleteheyyy, I really liked your article because it's very funny (and useful obviously). Fun-fact: I have a friend who tried to sell another friend on Vinted for 200 euros, I would have been offended honeslty (I'm worth much more). Seriously, your article is very entertaining so well done!
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