Monday, June 03, 2019

How can the Rock change your life?

Hello Charlie,
Today I wanted to share how DWAYNE THE ROOOOOOCK JOHNSOOOOOOOOON changed my whole life and way of living and I'm gonna try to convince you that he could do the same with anyone.
First of all, he made me eat healthier. Even if it might be strange, let me prove my point. When you see a guy, sorry a MAN like this one, so handsome, tall, muscular and such a good actor :), you want to know the secret of how to become like him. The person that helped my realize his secret iis Gabrielle; thanks by the way. It is based on a very simple theory, the snake one. When a snake eats a prey, his whole body transforms and takes the shape of the poor animal. It is the same thing with the Rock, indeed, when you look at his face, you can clearly notice an egg, so that's his secret eating eggs, which are made of clean calories and proteins. So I started eating eggs more often.

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Also, The Rock helped me develop my physical strength. Another of his secrets that was hard to find was the fact that he works out. It was very hard to discover that... No I'm joking he looks like a closely shaved gorilla, he is a true super human. In order to become like him, I tried really hard to work out and that is a good thing I think.

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If you need some pieces of advice,
here are the dumbells I use to work
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Finally, The Rock also helped my mind work out as he was in intellectual movies such as Rampage, San Andreas or the masterpiece The fate of the furious, where his role is a tortured man who tries to find a meaning in his life and how he is going to overcome the difficulties life puts against him.

So, as you can see, The Rock made me another person, and he could do the same to you, all you have to do is go to www.paypal.com/Dwayne-Johnson-life-changer.
It actually works.

See you,
Bilou

6 comments:

  1. thank you for offering us the meaning of life!! from now on ill pray every day to dwayne the croc johnson, thanks bilou the fou!!

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  2. I personnaly prefer Jognny Cadillac ; he helped me so much in my sambo daily practice ! HARUKEN !!!

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    1. First of all, you cannot compare a legend such as Dwayne Johnson to a random guy like Johnny Cadillac, it is just not possible. It is like comparing the ninja turtles to the Teletubbies. And btw it is HURAKEN and not HARUKEN, you should revise more.

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  3. Next article on UFC or BROOOOOCK LEEEESNAAAR please. I should an article on how yu changed my life bro

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  4. the rock is clearly a god on earth, he's so inspirational, a gift to humanity im telling you

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  5. Personnaly, I love Rock and I hope you will write more articles about it

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