Max, a superior being

hey guys

So for anyone new, Max is my dog, and today i will be proving why he is, in fact, a superior being. 

i should probably start with his backstory (he is a very complex character) : we actually got him in 2017. he had just been abandoned when we got him (humans are trash), and by that time he was four.

He have had him since and he is a great dog (im pretty sure my mother loves him more than us). here's him 

such a diva 

now let's dive in to the core of this article : why makes max better than all of us ? 

first of all, look at his color

I mean people would pay to have this hair (and to be this photogenic)

also, he is a million different people all at once

he is quite gender fluid I would say, as many people have mistaken him for a female #effeminateking 

He also has great posture, which let's be honest, is a quality none of us have truly mastered (I am proud to say he has surpassed me on that level)

I mean just existing next to him is losing aura 

finally, and most importantly, Max has repeatedly proven his superiority by being able to master an incredible quality which none of us have, and that is to shut up and mind your own business. 

this is all for the incredible being that is my dog, i hope i have convinced you all and that you won’t be too depressed about your boring maxless lives

bye