Unko Danshi (Poop. Boys. literally.)

What if you could date anthropomorphized poops in this shitty dating simulator?!

In this game, you play as Nadeshiko, a pink-haired high school student who is often late

(probably because she plays games instead of sleeping at regular hours?)

Oh crap! I’m going to be late! (yes, I’m taking some liberties with the translation)

And this cute airhead can date poop boys!

Normal Poop 

voiced by Takahiro Sakurai

A nice poop. He is Nadeshiko’s childhood friend.

And he probably is the most normal person in the entire school. 

Hard Poop 

voiced by Toshiyuki Morikawa

A mysterious poop. We don’t know much about him but the last time someone asked about his hair, they vanished and we never found their body.

Little Poop Brothers

voiced by Junji Tachibana

Two adorable twins. They are both really honest and can’t keep any secrets. And if they start talking, you better run because they might never stop.

Runny Poop

voiced by Miyu Irino

He thinks he is a prince. 

If he ever opens his eyes, you should definitely run. And never use the words “diarrhea” or “Rapunzel” when he is around (or he might actually kill you?)

Barium Poop 

voiced by Arata Furuta

I won’t get into the (scientific) details so let’s just say that he is a sort of metallic poop.

He doesn’t mind being called Holy Poop and is really a unique poop with a lot of secrets.

Now you may ask, where can I get this game? (or alternatively, how can I unsee this?)

Well, I’m sorry but you can’t. It’s actually just part of a little skit from an anime series called

Shinya! Tensai-Bakabon by Fujito Akatsuka who is also known as “The King of Gag Manga”

and is also the author of Osomatsu-kun. 

But if you want to play something similar (in that it’s quite unique), I would recommend Hatoful Boyfriend.

You may have already heard about it, it’s that one pigeon dating sim.

But it’s actually more than just a funny game, it’s actually good (and I cried more than once for these pigeons).

If that was traumatizing, sorry(?)