Today I decided that I wanted everyone to hate me. (Because, really, who never has this kind of thoughts ? Ha... ha.)
So I'll be introducing you to The Game.
- What is The Game ?
The Game is a mental game you've just lost.
Basically, you have to avoid thinking about it. From the moment you've heard of it, you've started playing, and you've lost. Heheh.
(According to Wikipedia, YES, WIKIPEDIA : "A person cannot choose to not play The Game; it does not require consent to play and one can never stop playing.")
You'll be playing it for the rest of your life. Everytime you'll think of The Game (for example, if you come on the blog and see my amazing article, or if you see my face and remember how much you hate me for putting you into that stupid game, you will have thought of the game), you will lose and have to say out loud "I just lost The Game", or alternatively only "I just lost". If you happen to be alone at this moment and really want to annoy people, you can also send a text message to someone who is also playing it or post it on social media.
You have 30 minutes between each time you lose. Meaning you can think about how stupid it is for 29 minutes, but one minute more and you'll lose again. - The origin of The Game
Nobody is really sure when The Game was invented. It could have started in the early 1990s, or in 1977 in the University of Cambridge. Right. - The goal of The Game
According to the nice person who introduced me to this amazing game, its goal is either to have the entire world playing it, or to have a president of a very particular country I don't remember (I'm the worst game introducer ever) say he just lost The Game. - How to win
You can't.
Have a nice weekend !
Dana
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